KENYA -- After learning that the US Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been 'adjusting' the climate of the Earth for two decades or more, developing nations in Africa are demanding that they get the benefits of this technology.
'Africa has been devastated by droughts', said Mahbouti Jourbouti, of the African Congress. 'We have fossils of dinosaurs, and of palm trees, in the desert of the Sahara, and we urgently need that lush paradise to return.'
It is, indeed, a fact that the world has been far warmer than now, with atmospheric concentrations ten times higher than now, and even higher. Strangely enough, the Earth has experienced Ice Ages during these periods of high CO2 concentrations.
'With the CIA interfering with the world's climate, there doesn't seem to be a thing we can do', said Grampian Philpott, PhD.
'I think we'll have to pay them to deliver the weather, as odious at that seems'.
Meanwhile, insiders in the US government say that this is a fund-raising activity.
'Obama has raised an unprecedented burden of government debt, and the US must repay it', said an unknown source. 'We can recover that money by selling climate control.'
Robert Holdren did not respond to requests for comment.