New election process in Cuba

Funny story written by howy

Sunday, 29 November 2009

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Computerized Constitution who will be signing laws in Cuba.

December 16, 9009- Ernesto Sanchez the president of Cuba announced in a lengthy speech that his country was going to change the election process in Cuba to meet the demands of the future.

In the old democratic system from earths primitive past, people elected their officials in a lottery system which produced random results for the people of those ancient countries.

Cuba being the last country to still use this primitive system will change it to the current system being used by other more advanced civilizations residing in lands to the North and South of the island.

Democracy like the failed money system was invented by Greeks in the pre-scientific period when people still used coal to smelt simple metals found in the earthly soil.

In this primitive democracy it was said that power came from the people but the numerical outcome dictated another perspective which primitive humans did not understand.

If five people vote for a statesman and three people vote against the statesman the numerical logic states that three people are out of power while five are directing power.

Cuba says it has to abandon this primordial system to keep up with modern technological systems.

The new system that Cuba will use is considered true democracy because all the people direct power to themselves and no one is left without power.

The president will become an ambassador to Cuba and he will not be in control of the military or have any right to sign laws. This is to prevent dictatorship control over the island.

The balance of power will be in the hands of the new congress who will oversea the signing of laws as the computerized constitution dictates.

Computerized Constitutions are required to get rid of human error or corruptions. Computer controlled equipment creates accuracy and the intelligence system of these androids view humans as an endangered species whose legal rights must be protected.

All political positions in the state will be appointed through a hiring process where only the best qualified candidates will apply. To become a qualified candidate a person needs to study long hours to get the highest score possible. DNA will be taken as evidence incase problems arise in the future and court proceedings are required.

In the event there is corruption the person will lose his position automatically without a hearing. The event will be discussed in a public court with opposing sides showing evidence but any outcome from these court proceedings will not reinstate the candidate.

All the people will be allowed to put themselves in power but only if they meet the intelligence quota test, personality test, and the circumstance performance test. A science degree is required to run for office with a minor degree in law and computer controlled political systems.

In the old system people voted for a candidate based on their statistical data which was on their statistical data cards. The statistical data cards consisted of an I.Q. test, speech approval statistics rating and the mental aptitude test rating. This old system was still random because the voters sometimes voted for a candidate which was less than perfect.

Cuba says they have to put their island into the hands of a higher power.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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