Santa Found Dead; Count Dracula in Questioning

Funny story written by Krow1125

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

Santa Claus was found one week ago strangled in the North Pole with no evidence except for a few strands of hair which belonged to Count Dracula. He was brought into questioning and claimed he was at the North Pole to play poker with the invisible man, Santa, and the Wolf Man. Dracula will be placed in a hold cell until his alibis are checked but what will happen with Christman.

Santa Claus had a will that says "when I dies, the elves will work for Victor Frankenstein and the North Pole will belong to Frankenstein's son if he ever manages to find a wife." The mosnter will own the elves because of Victor's death 2 weeks before Santa's death. Some think of this as a coincidence while others think that the monster might be resposible.

Frankenstein's monster was asked what he thought about owning Christmas and he responded, "I am not promising to be a Santa Claus but I plan on trying my hardest to deliever gifts to the kids. Also, I hate being known as Frankenstein's monster. I want to be known as Rocky Frankenstein."

When people were asked about Rocky Frankenstein being the new Santa, people thought about a giant monster walking on people's roofs. People are afraid of what Rocky might do as Santa, strangling kids who were naughty each year. This made the police rethink the Santa Claus murder but are not sure yet.

One other part unknown is if Rocky Frankenstein will try to find a Mrs. Frankenstein such as the widow Ms. Claus.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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