Written by Wire Piddle

Friday, 24 July 2009

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Montreal, CA - A Canadian man who has been charged with the honor killing of his three daughters and his first wife by drowning, is disappointed that he hasn't made it to CNN.

Said the man, "...This most surely is one of the most heinous crimes ever in North America. With the aid of my son and 2nd wife, I drove a car with my three daughters and first wife into a canal lock and left them there to drown. Then my son and my second wife actually went on national television and lied about the whole thing. What do you have to do to get on CNN these days?"

CNN producers said that they prefer crimes which show a sociological pattern rather than 'one-offs'. Said one producer, "...If you can show me three or more crimes with the same method of operation, then we'll talk. If not, then you might try FOX news."

"The other thing is, you've got to stop spelling honor as 'honour'. Americans don't like seeing words with extra letters. It intimidates them."

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