Doctor Who Not A Real Doctor Shock!

Funny story written by Nick Hobbs

Monday, 16 November 2009

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'Who' you gonna call??

The old head of Doctor Who's University has shockingly revealed that the time travelling wonder geek never finished his studies and so is not infact a qualified doctor.

Barry Trent, 96, claims "that fraudster has been getting away with it for long enough. Running around, telling everyone he's gonna save the world and how he's a doctor and all. He never finished anything at university, he struggled to finish his lunch!"

When we caught up with the 'doctor' he merely stated, "that old trout is a madman, don't listen to a word of it! I'm more doctor than Crippin"

There seems to be weight in Mr Trents allegations however, as we can not find any photographs of the so say doctor in any year books held on record for the university. Nor do any of his class mates remember him being at the passing out ceremony.

The 'doctor' tried telling us that he doesn't show up on photographs, but when we explained that was vampires, he just pushed us over and ran off.

While this reporter does not condone passing oneself off as something you're not, we do agree that 'Who' would not have been a particularly catchy title for a TV show.

And Mr.Who sounds like a race horse.

Or a Chinese gangster.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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