Medical workers surviving a plane crash in the Brazilian jungle were found by a lost tribe of Amazon Indians.
At first the passengers were grateful that the Indians had found them and they had found the Indians.
The Indians danced, offered the survivors drink, food and human sacrifices thinking that they had landed from the sky and were Gods!
The survivors, after realising what the Indians were thinking intervened in the sacrificial ceremonies and attempted to stop them.
This in turn led to the Amazonians turning on them!
Huge pots filled with vegetables and boiling water were prepared and the survivors, once Godly were now thought of as demonic Devils about to be boiled alive and eaten.
Luckily one of the survivors saw a child playing FIFA 2010 (soccer nutty Brazilians!) on the internet with a computer in a mud hut.
She or he just managed to send an E Mail to Lady Penelope at the Thunderbirds and they were rescued just in time!
Asking the Indians where the fuck they got the computer from they answered, "Oh we've had many Gods and Devils visit us before, their bones we wear, their meat we eat and their computers we give to the kids!
Logging can be a dangerous job these days!
