The World, a series of manmade islands in the United Arab Emirates, has been foreclosed by aliens from a planet we can neither spell nor pronounce.
The World, touted as being the largest man-made island group ever created, features sub-islands that form the shape of continents and island around the globe. It had been under construction since the early 2000's, but work has come to a halt in recent months due the worldwide economic crisis.
This week, asdfknhiuher, the district enforcer for an intergalactic loan sharking organization, sealed the property off and announced no further construction will take place until past due monies have been paid. Offers to supply them with crude oil have been laughed off the table, and offering of virgins was interrupted when it became clear that the Muslim women are turning to internet porn for high incomes at early ages, and virgins are becoming scarce.
