It needed a crashing aeroplane to spark the very dull and boring Germans into life this week!
After a typical German, very dull, boring, long-winded, pre-election Chancellor TV debate 99% of Germans either nodded off, got very pissed on good ol German pils, turned on the Deutsche porno channels (sehr gut mein Herr!!) or watched their women's footy team thrashing England (quite boring actually!)!
Their was a saviour in sight in the form of a crashing, burning aeroplane, attempting to land in Stuttgart after failing to drop it's landing gear and thrusting along a foam covered runway, throwing flames and sparks everywhere!
The Germans were so relieved that the world focused on the crashing plane and didn't take the piss out of their ultra-boring chancellor debate where the two opponents, crossed Deutsche sables and agreed on absolutely fucking everything, BORING!
Thank God for a slight plane crash to lighten up events in very dull Deutschland!
Things do actually improve in October when the Münchener mega-beer, piss-up commences and all Krauts drop their Lederhosen, dance on tables, grope the blonde, buxom Fraulein waitresses and LAUGH (maybe after 5 litres of excellent Deutsche Bier!) Achtung ein Blitzkrieg ist unterwegs!!
