Concerns that the US President may be working too hard deepened today following his claim that he was seeking an Afghan partner. "They stay in the home and do as their told. Americans need a partner who knows their place. Keep them covered up, give them their orders. Easy. No trouble controlling the home. Just be the boss. It's all I've ever wanted."
Obama's remarks were applauded by Mr Hilary Clinton when his wife wasn't looking. George W Bush was not so concerned since he never knew that he was supposed to be in charge anyway.
Obama's search for an Afghan partner has led him to the website 'Burkha Bazzar' where heavilly clad ladies attempt to attract the lonely man. Each man gets to see 20 photographs of women in Burkhas and must chose his favourite one. The agency then steam round to her house, give her dad 20 grand and sling her in the back of a truck. The old fashioned way is often the best.
Remember, if you fancy a bit but don't want to take the wrapper off pop along to Burkhas Bazzar.
