Sarkozy Jnr. bids for European domination

Funny story written by nigmuncher

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

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Europe. An area under threat

French President Nicolas Sarkozy says his 23-year-old son has been "Treated like a bleedin leper" over his bid to secure European domination.

Foppish Jean Sarkozy, who is bidding to be head of the multinational 'La Defence' corporation which supplies 80% of the worlds self employed 'jobbing' mercenaries, currently runs 'La Defense', France's leading red light district.

Sarkozy junior, in a rare interview, said. "It was all down to a typo. Some clown within the organisation, probably a woman, typed 'Defence' instead of 'Defense', and what do you know, Google presented me with the opportunity of a lifetime."

'La Defense', a district that plays host to several large banks and financial institutions, is an ideal training ground for mercenaries, being, as it is, riddled with filthy alleyways and grubby back streets so typical of France.

The young, and ever so slightly effete Sarkozy sees this as an opportunity to 'plateau out' the number of foreign workers currently employed in the district's financial institutions.

Many of those 'foreign workers' are said to be British ex pats.

The 'entente' is not very 'cordiale'.

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