Jesus (no relation) Budda, infamous Spoofer breaks ranks and barricades himself in!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

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Latest picture of Jesus Budda locked behind his barricades, can someone throw him a doggy biscuit please!

JB better known as Jesus Budda, alias Chamone, alias PMP, alias Quasimodo amongst others has broken ranks, severed all ties and set up his own forum amongst the Spoof forums, cheeky buggar!

JB has built fire-walls, atomic warheads, employed the Persian army and Iraqi terrorist suicide bomdbers to defend his position!

Other Spoofers are shocked and astonished that the once quite sane (well....?) JB has gone completely off of his rocks and barricaded himself in with his alias'es!

Only one renowned Spoof specialist is allowed near JB, Monkey Woods, old friend and feeder of JB's doggie biscuits, woof, woof!

Monkey gave the Spoof an exclusive interview and insight about the inside of JB's mind + his barricade and quoted: "it stinks!"

All of JB's Spoof colleagues wish him well and a speedy recovery to normal madness on the Spoof, but the chances of JB recovering and returning to the nest are pretty slim!

Madame Bitters ex-friend and now "Bitter" enemy told Jaggedone (another total raving nutter!), "let him go please, and tell him to f**k off into cyberspace, oneway!"

Oh well everybody's entitled to their own opinions!

JB, come back, all is well and we will forgive you for your sins against humanity and us, the redemptive Spoof writership!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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