The Metropolitan Police today announced that they were reopening their investigation into the "supposed" death of a man over 2000 years ago. This follows certain new evidence being made available to them. The incident has led to numerous theories over the years. The great difficulty for the police is that no body was ever found.
Detective Chief Inspector Paul, in a letter to the Corinthians says " Don't you know that the saints will judge the world? And if the world is judged by you, are you unworthy to judge the smallest matters? So let us check for fingerprints and take DNA samples to make a water tight case against the pharisees. If we can convince the saints then we can all go home happy."
The police wish to speak to a man called Pontius, who was last seen washing his hands. Also, do you know Judas? Maybe he offered you some information for thirty pieces of silver? The police want to talk to you right away.
The man was last seen having dinner with twelve friends in "Fishy Dishy", a restaurant which has since closed. Were you there? Maybe you saw thirteen men trying to make a piece of bread and a glass of wine stretch a long way? Police think that whoever was at the end of the line might have held a grudge.
This is the first in a series of unsolved crimes to be approached by the Met. The success of BBC1's "New Tricks" has led to former detectives being taken on. These individuals are easily spotted, throwing people down the stairs and paying informers.
If you have any information please call Vatican Crimestoppers on 777.
