Tiny Georgia accused of starting war against their huge "Russian Big Brother Bear"

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 30 September 2009

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Russian spy Jameschov Bondsitski knows the real TRUTH but is unable to tell it without a tongue and eyes!

Tiny Georgia are the perpetrators behind the war against their huge big brothers, Russia in 2008, that's a fact!

This fact has been proven by a EU commission financed by multi-billionaire Russian, Chelsea Chairman Roman Abramovich!

Roman decided to intervene and buy the commissioners, lock, stock and barrel (filled with oil!)!

Before any guilty fingers were pointed at Russia, Roman felt it was better to bribe the EU and promise them unlimited access to his massive oil reserves!

Georgia meanwhile plead their innocence but no arsehole is willing to listen to their story especially Obama who is now "Big Bear" friends with the Russians!

As for the innocent Georgians caught up in the conflict, bad luck, you started it, na, na, na, na, na!

As for the UK protesting about these findings, UK/PM The Rt Honourable Gordon "out of favour" Brown has decided to start writing his memoirs and protest silently because nobody gives a shit what he says anyway!

"I've Got Georgia on my mind" is the title of the pertaining chapter in memory of the blind who forgot how to see in memory of Ray Charles!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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