Written by Earl Grey

Thursday, 9 July 2009

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Right Up The Urals.

A British diplomat has been forced to quit Russia following the posting of a seedy home made porno video on the internet. Earl Grey was the Deputy Deputy to the Deputy Consular Deputy in Ekaterinaberg, a prosperous mining city deep inside Russia.

Sadly it would seem that the diplomat chose to enjoy himself too much, not something many can achieve in Ekaterinaberg. He was caught on camera with a couple of Russian prostitutes and has resigned amid fears that he could be blackmailed.

In the video he is clearly seen taking one of the prostitutes up the Urals and asking if he can make her glasnost. At one point he is joined by the deputy deputy deputy to the deputy deputy deputy consular deputy deputy for scenes which are too explicit for a family publication, but which are shown in graffic detail here on page 3.

Grey was asked to comment. "Russian women..... it's worth it."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Russia, diplomat




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