Horny Zulu, Miltom M'belly has decided to cut the bullshit and marry his four mistresses all in one day.
Under Zulu law, it's legal as long a Miltom promises to adopt his own 25 children.
This Miltom has promised to do and the white wedding ceremony went ahead in front of the global media.
Asked what he had in plan for the wedding night he answered:
"I've ordered five packets of viagra and allocated each of my wives an hours pleasure including, tribal pipe blowing jobs, Zulu whippings and riding bearback on my buffalos, should be quite a bit of fun!"
Ancient Ex=English soldier turned film Icon, Michael Caine, better known as Dirty Harry, who fought in the Boer wars against Boers and Zulus didn't think it was quite so funny.
Michael explained: "I spent all them hours in the hot, sweaty Zulu sun filming that crap film, then I had to fight the bastards single handed and wasn't offered one bit of Zulu "Pussy" as a reward for my honourable efforts, just a bunch of moronic, Zulus whistling at me."
Miltom will also meet super polygamist, Nelson Mandela, who is presenting him an award for super-human achievements over and above the call of normal duty for married men.
Nelson also praised Polygamists the world over and said it was time for "de Zulu Revolution Man"
