Taliban Releases Video of More US Kids Singing Praises of Obama!

Funny story written by Morse

Friday, 25 September 2009

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Obama Loves Them! He Told them So!

Kabul, Afghanistan/ al Jazeera Entertainment Section - Following closely on the heels of shocking footage of New Jersey elementary school kids lined up in close order chanting catchy jingles for Barack Hussein Obama, the Taliban today released even more shocking footage to support their claim that the US leader actually was inciting terrorism in their country.

A spokesman for al Jazeera, said the shocking footage arrived via US Mail after taking a circuitous route through Italy, India and Somalia, arriving 45 days after it was mailed with $567 in 'postage due' charges.

According to an investigative reporter from al Jazeera stationed in New Jersey where he was assigned to report on troop movements at the US Army base at Ft. Dix, the film was shot at a private educational facility located in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey where 'rich liberals, including movie stars' send their kids to receive 'a proper education', and keep them from being 'brain washed' by the more conservative educational system now existing in the US.

Tuition is said to be in excess of $42,500 per year, half the cost now being covered by the Obama Administration in the form of educational vouchers.

While little is known about the founding of the school, the limited web site claims that 100% of the graduates go on to higher education, with 98% receiving graduate degrees from either Harvard, NYU, Princeton or Yale.

According to a leaked financial report, a considerable amount of the funding for the school is being funneled to the facility from the UN, with the cash allegedly being laundered there from North Korea, Iran, and Venezuela. Ironically, the money was supplied to the UN education department from the World Bank from funds initially paid for by the taxpayers of the US.

While the video is somewhat grainy, the audio is extremely clear, and the recording is now number one in the Arabic Community with over 25 Million Hits.

The lyrics have been put to the original Christian Song of 'Jesus Loves Me', a tune every single Sunday School Child learned as soon as he could talk.
The new version, however, is slightly different:

"Barry Loves me, This I know
for the Koran tells me so

Little Ones to him belong
that's why we praise him with this song

We are weak, but HE is strong
cause we're told he can do no wrong

Yes, Barry Loves Me!

Barry loves me more since I tried
For the Cause HE knows I died

72 Virgins waiting at the Gate
I'm so happy I can hardly wait

HE will make me whole again
Cause HE's the ONE and I know he can

Yes Barry Loves me and HE never lies
That's why I chant and Sing, and learned to fly!

The White House said that they had alerted their "Choir Czar" and promised a full investigation into the illegal taping and promised that the persons responsible " would experience the WRATH OF GOD" within the full powers of the United States Judicial System.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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