Obama has snubbed GB Prime Minister Gordon Brown at UN headquarters and the G20 summit, this upset Gordon so much he fainted, broke down in tears and begged "The New Messiah" for forgiveness.
Obama told his press gurus and security to avoid Gordon at all costs and keep him at a safe distance.
This rebuff has caused waves of doubt back in the UK and people are wondering why Obama has adopted this attitude towards his greatest allies, could the "Love affair be over!"
Snivelling in his press conference Gordon repeatedly blurted out, "England the UK and I love you "Obi" please call me or at least give me two minutes of your precious time oh great one."
Obama, meanwhile, was filmed hugging and holding hands with his new great friend the Russian President Medvedev and whispered in the Russian's ear, "We'll fucking nuke North Korea and Iran, split them both 50/50 and rule the world"
"Let the Brits do the dirty work in Afghanistan, we're losing anyway, and then we will become the greatest power the world has ever known"
Medvedev gave Obama a massive great Russian wet kiss, shook hands on the deal whilst Gordon was crying all the way back to the UK, less one Trident, his bollocks and his best friend.
"You can't trust these coloured's," he thought.
