Joe Wilson's "You Lie" Speech Goes Across Nation

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Thursday, 24 September 2009

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In defense of his yelling "You Lie!" during President Obama's speech early last week, Congressman Joe Wilson stated to a large audience in Austin, Texas that was to be aired by FOX TV nationwide, just why he had yelled it out.

The now famous and well-liked congressman stated that President Obama had just stated that he would not give free health care to any illegal immigrants and received a big applause.

"What he was lying about, was the typical politician's half-truth which is always a full lie."

"You see, he plans an amnesty plan for all illegals to become United States citizens! Once they are citizens, they can be provided with free insurance care."

"Now I have nothing against any legal citizen of the United States and I realize people need insurance, but that statement was a great big lie and I could sit for it no longer."

The crowd finally ran up on the stage and grabbed Joe and placed him on their shoulders, all the time shouting "YOU LIE!" "YOU LIE!"

One thing the crowd complained about the republicans was where was Joe Wilson when John McCain was looking for a Vice President?

"Maybe we need him for President!", yelled another supporter to a round of applause.

That's the latest here on the "YOU LIE" Tour with Congressman Joe Wilson, reporting from Austin, Texas!

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