Spoof Writer In 50,000 Point Wipeout

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 19 September 2009

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Legendary Spoof writer Abel Rodriguez, of San Antonio, Texas, tonight brought the world of Spoofery to its knees gasping for breath as he topped what is believed to be a record breaking points tally of 50,000 points scored with plenty of time to spare.

We sent a team round to Abel's residence to get a reaction but were informed by a neighbour that the publicity shy Rodriguez family, who suspected that this might happen had 'gone out for a quiet family evening together.'

We tried to harass some other neighbours of the Rodriguez family but we were obstructed by two rather burly San Antonio PD Officers named Jim-Bob and John-Boy who told us in no uncertain terms to get the hell out of the hood.

We tried to talk them round but Jim-Bob refused to be tempted by our offer of Mickey Dee vouchers. What we didn't notice was that John-Boy had sneakily nicked our stash of Pizza Chicken Shack free stuff vouchers.

We told them in no uncertain terms that we were well-connected journalists but they just told us to 'Go away'.

More, when we find Abel.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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