Kanye West Tells God To Get His Act Together

Funny story written by Dingwall Johnson

Friday, 18 September 2009

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"Yo bro, put some clothes on too, mother." - West

Kanye West has incurred the wrath of several religions by telling God to, "get his act together."

The outspoken diminutive R&B superstar, or whatever he is, just can't seem to keep his mouth shut.

After his embarrassing hijacking of the MTV EMAs, when he took the mic from Best Video recipient Taylor Swift to tell a stunned audience that Beyonce's video should have won, Kanye is at it again.

And this time he has vented his fury at the Lord.

West, speaking from the balcony of the Vatican, nudged the Pope to one side to tell the faithful, "God better get his act together quick, or I'm comin' after him."

Bemused Swiss guards looked on helplessly, as Kanye - there for an audience with his eminence - then told The Pope, "Man, I know you mean well and that, but ain't good enough. You've got 24 hours to get the big man to sort this mess out."

Kanye later blamed outburst on the stress caused by Taylor Swift's win at the MTV EMA awards.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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