Kanye Interrupts Swayze Funeral, Says Jackson's was Better

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Wednesday, 16 September 2009


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Even as the buzz on Twitter, Facebook, and the universe of entertainment news outlets is humming with the discussion of the hip-hop star's outrageous antics at the MTV Videao Music Awards, Kanye West doubled down on his image as an outspoken and no-holds-barred loudmouth yesterday.

During a service being held to remember the life and career Patrick Swayze, West barged his way into the pastor's pulpit, comandered the mic and launched into a tyrade on the '80s star's death and funeral.

After seizing the platform from the startled reverend West said, "I'm happy for your Patrick and I'll let them finish your service in a minute but I just wanted to say that Michael had one of the best funerals ever!"

Swayze was unavailable for comment.

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