In a move that probably everyone saw coming, Badboy of Rap Kanye West has announced his engagement to America's Newest Sweetheart, Taylor Swift.
"Yo-yo, I just had to, know-um-sayin' " said the always-articulate Mr. West. "I dissed her, then I kissed her, and now I'm gonna be her Mister! She's a damn fine lookin' bitch for someone in a totally different musical genre."
When asked by reporters if this was just a publicity stunt to take the heat off his ass for his VMA Awards debacle, Mr. West replied, "No, no - this be love, true dat! And it ain't even court-ordered!"
Ms. Swift, who has lapsed into a shock-induced coma, could not be reached for comment.
