Gadaffi promises "Losers" Scotland and Murray to blow their opposition "Out of the Sky"

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Friday, 11 September 2009

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Last public photo of Roger, Gadaffi has promised to "blow him away with an exploding game, set and match!"

Colonel Gaddafi has vowed to "Losers" Scotland that they will qualify for the World Cup in 2010 and that Andy Murray will blow Federer and Nadal away in 2010, and if not, he certainly will.

Out of gratitude for releasing the Lockerbie "Mass Murderer" Megrahi, Gaddafi has promised to liquidate all of Scotland's main opponents in their qualifying group + Federer and Nadal allowing Scotland's favourite son to have at least a chance of winning a Grand Slam sometime in the future!

Gaddafi has also promised Murray's fanatical, bitch mother a place in his Harem, so she never has to rely on a slice of Andy's multi-million winnings and have some lovely "Libyan Harem Gang Bangs!"

This offer was gladly accepted by Murray and thanked Allah for releasing him from the tentacles of his over protective, over fanatical, power driven bitch Mummy.

Federer and Nadal have both been removed from the public eye by the US/FBeye and will not compete in next years slams.

America and the FBeye feel it's their duty to remove them so they can improve their relationship with that oh so loveable dictator and have a sniff at some of his natural resources.

As for Scotland's main opponents, Norway, Gaddafi is planning to bomb their next flight into oblivion and has sent that cancer ridden pervert Megrahi to arrange a suitable explosion over a neutral country, preferably Lichtenstein.

They will certainly not be pursuing Libya and Gaddafi, he just happens to have a couple of corrupt $billion laying in their banks.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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