The Lockerbie bomber and a very evil bastard has been released from a Scottish prison and been given a heroes welcome by Gadaffi and his terrorist cronies!
Meanwhile Scotland defend the release and meanwhile attempt to defend their Gaol against Andorra and get stuffed 6-0, bagpipes, kilts an all!
The Tartan army and their heroes couldn't even defend a empty bottle of Scotch if they tried let alone their autonomous government defending the decision to release a mass murderer just because he's riddled with cancer, let the evil mother fucker rot in the hell of a Gorbal prison!
Meanwhile Gadaffi has sent 500 camels, 50000000 litres of petrol (the North Sea is nearly dry!), Al Qaeda terrorists dressed in kilts, freckled, red haired and playing the fucking bagpipes, disguised as the new, real "Tartan Army" as thanks to the Scottish government!!
They have promised never to bomb an aeroplane filled with Scot footy supporters, have offered their services in training the real "Tartan Army" in their attempt to defeat the fucking Sassenachs whilst also targeting British Airways planes filled with England footy supporters!
England don't give a shit about the Lockerbie victims and wish the cancerous bastard a "Happy End" to his life in the Gadaffi palace as they don't wish to upset diplomatic relations with Libya!
Gadaffi has promised the UK to open his terrorist training camps for English soldiers, offering specialised training in their useless fight against the Taliban and Iraqui, terrorist insurgents!!
The camps are overseen by a certain Saudi defector whose name will remain secret but begins with B and ends with N, also the son of ex - evil dictator Idi Amin, Did-i Amin, will train Brit soldiers in the art of cannabalism, chopping off heads, arms, legs and dicks with a machete!
Scotland, meanwhile, have defended pretty pathetically once more and lost to Lichtenstein 0-10 meaning their ticket to South Africa is fucked, but they have been invited to defend their title in the "TERRORIST WORLD CUP" in Tripoli!!!
Participating teams are Catholic Northern Ireland, The Basques, Al Qaeda made up of Iranians, Pakistanis, Iraqis, Algerians, Palestinians and born in England Pakistanis, etc!!
Host nation, Gadaffis Libya has promised a "Bombing" world cup and the presentator of the cup to the winners will be Lockerbie sadist, Megrahi, if he lives that long (hopefully fucking not!!)!!!!
The US have decided to say "FUCK ALL" two wars are enough!!!
