Written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 20 July 2009

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Ranald MacDonald of Arbroath claims that not only should Scotland be demanding Independence from the government in England Scots should also be demanding compensation of three trillion pounds for compensation for three hundreds years of exploitation as the most exploited country in the history of the world.

In 1707 against the wishes of the Scottish People the so called act of union more commonly known by patriotic Scots as total surrender took place. Ever since England has totally taken control of Scotland and treated it like a subdued province. Ranald then explained that all our resources including oil have been used for the benefit of England for years and when you look at history there does not appear to be an Englishman decent enough to admit the truth.

The only Englishman worthy of note in history was Richard The Lionheart the only man who wanted England & Scotland to each retain their own sovereign status.Ranald has been studying law books and intends to take Scotland's case to the European courts to first get independence for Scotland then compensation.

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