Los Angeles - (Sleepy-ByeByes): A Charonesque Pisces full moon rose above Glendale's Forest Money Laundering Memorial Park on Thursday evening as the Jackson funeral cortege slid into view.
The singer was being laid to rest in the gay end of the cemetery's Great Mausoleum, his simple Aztec marble sarcophagus lined with one hundred pairs of Liz Taylor's silken thongs.
Walt Disney, Sammy Davis Jr, Nat King Cole, Humphrey Bogart, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewart and Clark Gable were all lying in wait.
"As was Jane Fonda, Nancy Reagan, Rosie O'Donnell and Anne Coulter," according to one bystander.
Jackson died on June 25 and was very vearly buried on 29 August as originally planned except this would have interferred with Senator Ted kennedy.
