Glenn Beck calls Obama "a racist": But I meant it in a good way!

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Wednesday, 29 July 2009


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The drain Glenn Beck's career will go down if he ever again harasses the Presdident

Right wing broadcaster Glenn Beck called President Barack Obama "a racist" on Tuesday morning's airing of Fox and Friends. When the Federal Communications Commission threatened to fine him, Beck back pedaled and said, "Well, I meant it in a good way. He is racist, like I am. After all, it takes one to know one!"

"Beck and his ilk (right wing reactionary assholes on radio and television), continue to go off half-cocked," said the President at his Wednesday morning press briefing. "I, on the other hand, have a full cock. Just ask Momma Obama," Obama crowed to reporters.

"Just how full is it," asked's penis-size reporter, Ally Chamone.

"Let me whip it out and show you," he said as he reached for his zipper. Before he could unzip, his wife, Mama Obama, whipped out something of her own: a straight razor. She promised him a "nasty cut" if he dared expose himself on national televison.

But I digress...

Beck made a full apology to the President. He was forced to do so by Fox News. "In the future, I will stick to speaking in unknown tongues," said a chastened Beck.

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