Barney Frank was met with hisses, catcalls, and whistles as he appeared in front of constituents today, but it wasn't for his Way Left Liberal Policies but a part of a Gay Karaoke fund raiser to support President Obama's stance on Cannibalism in his new universal health care plan.
Prancing on stage in a lime green body stocking while warbling" You are my World" and ending with a tumultuous rendition of "YMCA", the lisping House Finance Chairman brought down the town hall stacked with supporters bused in from as far away as San Francisco.
The show was part and parcel of a new amendment brought forth by Obama aides who energetically supported a plea from a 1972 Andes airplane crash survivor where 16 soccer team mates lived after 72 days of dining off the corpses of their companions until help arrived.
Obama embraced survivor Jose Louis "Coohe" Inciarte in his efforts to promote organ donation as a key stone of his revolving health care plan.
"No longer will you have to lament the humane death of your grandma," the President said, " for her heart will live on!"
A Fox news reporter was shouted down when he attempted to link this comment with tribal Zulu warriors practice of eating the raw heart of vanquished enemies killed in battles.
Outside the front yard was filled with protesters with hastily made signs proclaiming "Don't Eat My Grandma"....and other signs commenting " Eat Shit, But Not My Sister!"
Rahm Emanuel was said to have jumped all over the opportunity to promote the new policy, in part encouraged by the recent arrest of New Jersey Rabbis accused of trading in fresh kidneys. "Never let a good Crisis or Scandal go to waste ," he was heard to say talking smugly to a staffer holding a confiscated Jeffrey Dahmer poster.
