Sarah Palin maintains that she used President Obama's love aid - the so-called "Oba - Man" - by mistake.
"I thought I was contributing to a new charity - Sex Aid - for ugly people - I mean they have a hell of a time you know. I was amazed when after I contributed I received this huge great "thing", with the compliments of the President of the United States."
Ms Palin, a born again virgin, says she followed the instructions in good faith, but in the end: "it just made alot of noise but didn't actually "come" to much. The instructions said that it was important to persevere as things don't happen overnight - but isn't that the kind of idea of a thing like this?"
Unfortunately Ms Palin wasn't sharp enought to draw a parallel between the Oba-Man and the President's performance. So we have.