Sarah Palin "mistakenly" uses President Obama's sex aid

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Thursday, 6 August 2009

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Sarah Palin doesn't stick to the task

Sarah Palin maintains that she used President Obama's love aid - the so-called "Oba - Man" - by mistake.

"I thought I was contributing to a new charity - Sex Aid - for ugly people - I mean they have a hell of a time you know. I was amazed when after I contributed I received this huge great "thing", with the compliments of the President of the United States."

Ms Palin, a born again virgin, says she followed the instructions in good faith, but in the end: "it just made alot of noise but didn't actually "come" to much. The instructions said that it was important to persevere as things don't happen overnight - but isn't that the kind of idea of a thing like this?"

Unfortunately Ms Palin wasn't sharp enought to draw a parallel between the Oba-Man and the President's performance. So we have.

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