Proud Africa reveals 1st swine flu fatality but forgets other millions dying of HIV, war crimes, genocide, starvation, etc, etc!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 3 August 2009

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Africa thanks the Swines for their blessing in disguise, Swine flu has arrived!!!

Proudly, Africa announced it's first swine flu fatality and the rest of the world answered, "so f*cking what!"

The African continent cursed by aids victims, war victims, lepra victims, malaria victims, hunger victims, you name it, they've got it victims, proudly announced to the world they have swine flu too. This mega achievement being regarded as a miracle which, allows Africa to compete with the rest of the world by having the very prestigious (very deadly, cough, cough, bla, bla!) Swine Flu.

Medical experts on the African continent were praying for this wonder to happen and at last God (who?) has also afflicted African nations with the disease.

While millions of other sad, poor and very wretched Africans, infected with everything that God (who?) can throw at them die unnoticed, the Swine flu victim will be historically remembered as a major first, never to be forgotten one, and the country claiming this prestigious scalp can hold annual celebrations in honour of this great occasion by holding nationwide Swine flu festivals! (joy a minute those!)

Africa can now join the honourable, global Swine flu club with pride.

Fuck me whatever next, Gorillas as a reliable HIV source? (yes!)

Wars in Nigeria, Somalia, Ethiopia, etc, corruption everywhere, and now, the icing on the cake, Swine Flu. Hallelujah!

Africa's claims to fame are multiplying every second, about the same time it takes for one African to become "Brown Bread"!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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