Written by Wire Piddle

Friday, 24 July 2009

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Washington, DC - A new theory has come out that suggests the Swine Flu (H1N1) was designed by the C.I.A. to 'cull' Americans in order to stave off a depression.

It is believed that as many as 40% of Americans will come down with Swine Flu in the coming months and that an innoculation against H1N1 is merely a placebo to placate the health authorities. It will have no effect on preventing the flu from spreading nor protect the recipient from getting the swine flu. However, the other notable thing about Swine Flu is, unlike other flu strains that target the weak and elderly, this one actually targets the young and strong.

When asked what purpose the government would have in killing off young and strong Americans, a bible thumping Conservative senator stated, "...It's in the bible. The meek shall inherit the earth. It is 'God's Will'."

Go figure.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: swine flu




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