Doctors in the United States and Liechtenstein have come to the same conclusion, the Swine Flu can now be spread by sending messages through the internet. In fact, this very message has given you a 50/50 chance of it but how would you know if it was the REAL Swine Flu if we hadn't forwarded it from it's source, the doctors who are "eat up with it" in both the United States and Liechtenstein.
But be at ease as they say most of these are transmitted by idiots posting spurious stories about something they haven't the foggiest notion of what doctors are talking about, unlike this one.
"A good idea is to limit yourself to 20 or 30 e-mails per day", stated Dr. Frankenstein of Liechtenstein.
Another good idea being offered is to stay away from people making jokes abut something that's killing people everyday. Something like an auto accident being caused from a college person sticking his/her ass out of the car window. What kind of sicko would make a joke like that, when that person hoisting his/her ass out of the window has eaten a firey burrito and may die if his/her ass does not cool off?
So stick with the Drudge Reports, the penis-lengtheners, the honest requests of the Nigerians, Mom's latest version of the twentieth passing of the same joke and stories about puddings.
Remember, this has already fallen into the hands of the so-called humorists, so if you got it from one of them, blame the guy who heads up the site, especially if madness and being terroristic is part of your own version of the Swine Flu.
He forces those poor writers to sit in a room with typewriters and gives them nothing but bananas to eat and they're all constipated along with the Swine Flu.