Written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

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Irishman Cillian Murphy from Dublin known to his friends as silly has immigrated to The Canary Islands to get more Sunshine after watching a documentary on television in which it explains that the sun loses 4 million tons a second.

Mr Murphy reckons that if the Sun is losing 4 million tons a second its going to get colder so thats why he has moved to a hotter climate.

There is really nothing to worry about the sun is so huge its expected to last for millions of years but no one can persuade Mr Murphy. I caught up with him in a tearoom in Gran Canaria where he sat with his friend Pat O'Brien each of them had a sandwich but the waitress said they could not eat their own sandwiches in here so they swapped sandwiches.

Mr Murphy explained that he only sits in the Sunshine for 8 minutes these days and then goes into the shade as it explained in the documentary about the sun that it takes 9 minutes for the light from the sun to reach earth and he does not want to get sunburn.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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