Written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 13 July 2009

image for Scottish Stargate

Rosslyn Chapel is a 15th century medieval chapel rich in unusual carvings and masonic symbolism it was recently popularised by Dan Browns novel The Da Vinci Code as the possible resting place of the holy grail.

There has been talk in recent years that within Rosslyn Chapel there is a doorway to other dimensions of time and space. Medium & Clairvoyant Mary McKinnon went to investigate by visiting Rosslyn Chapel

and after walking round the place she was drawn to a spot between two pillars where she sensed a strange vibration under her feet on the stone floor. She meditated for 5 minutes and reported that this indeed was a doorway a STARGATE to other dimensions of time and space.

She said that the key to actually travelling physically through the STARGATE was on the symbols around the walls of the chapel and she hoped that one day we will be able to Decode it.

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Topics: Scottish




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