An owl and a pussycat went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat on Friday evening and haven't been spotted since.
The odd duo couple were visitors in the area and had chartered a boat for the duration of their weeklong stay at a local hotel. The hotel manager described them as polite and courteous but didn't say very much and kept themselves to themselves.
He couldn't say whether they were male or female because he never got close enough to stick his fingers up their rear ends.
The man who rented them the boat said that he thought the Owl was the cleverest one and that the cat seemed a little "wary" of water, which he found slightly strange.
They specifically asked for a pea-green boat and were last seen drifting off towards the horizon on a romantic moonlit night.
Any information, no matter how insignificant or stupid, should be reported to the local police station.