Written by Asheville Jack

Monday, 13 July 2009

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Dick Cheney

John Mellowmount, the President and CEO of the Hair Club for Men announced today that ex-vice president Dick Cheney has accepted the position of Head of Internal Security with the firm, with official duties and responsibilities starting as of midnight last night. Duties will include (XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXX -- REDACTED -- FOR - SECURITY -- REASONS -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) with a major emphasis on (XXXXXXXXXX -- REDACTED -- FOR - SECURITY -- REASONS -- XXXXXXXXXXXXX) until such time as (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) can be restored.

Mr. Cheney's responsibilities will also include oversight of (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX REDACTED - FOR - SECURITY - REASONS - XXXXXXXX) Rogaine and (XXXXXXXXXXX - REDACTED - FOR SECURITY - REASONS - XXXXXX) Legacy Hair Centers in China.

MR. Cheney can be reached at (XXX-XXX-XXXX) or by email at (XXXXXXX@XXXXXXXXXXXXXX.com)

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