Cheney Comes Out Strong For Gun Torture

Funny story written by rfreed

Saturday, 23 May 2009

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Redneck kids proving their patriotism by tormenting foreigners in their apartment.

Former President of Vice Dick Cheney is trying to combine two of his favorite hobbies into a new, passionate political platform- gun shooting and torture.

Already outspoken at the attempted outlawing of one of his favorite pastimes- tormenting fellow human beings, he is tacking on to his recent rants against Obama policies another sure-fire conservative hot point topic- guns. Cheney has now become the spokesman for a new movement that is attracting hard right conservatives faster than a Coleman lantern at a moth convention- the fine art of gun torture.

Whereas during the Abu Ghraib heyday torture was a non-profit, revenue draining venture, this new concept could prove to be immensly popular and immensely profitable. Cheney's own scandalized face shooting incident makes him a natural leader of the new fad.

The pairing of torture with gun fetishes is giving pistol nerds wet dreams in broad daylight. Already new redneck sites have appeared on the Internet offering 'gun-torture porn' that are getting more hits than Sarah Palin in a bikini.

Meanwhile the NRA is working overtime to make sure they get in at the groundlevel at what could be a massively popular new enterprise. They are also demanding the right to torture as a new amendment to the Consittution.

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