Written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 9 July 2009

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A coalition of writers for satirical website theSpoof.com today pledged to bring salvation to long suffering readers after a barrage of Jade Goody/Michael Jackson stories.

A spokesman for the coalition told us:

"Redemption will come in the form of Bargis Tryhol 004, the secret agent with the world's largest penis. We've all had it with the wacko stories. It's high time we flexed our literary muscle and showed the world what we're capable of."

The Spoof.com has been floundering underneath a sea of 'dead superstar 20 years ago' stories but vows to deliver redemption.

Following a crisis meeting involving lots of cheese on toast, Spoof scribes emerged to announce a new dawn.

"We're gonna get back to what we do best," one told us. "Which is posting forum messages pretending to be an attractive young woman. With cleavage and things. We'll get 'em all at it. Trust me. You can expect more lunacy from us. We invented lunacy. Ask John Cleese. He'll tell you."

So it looks like it's back to business as usual for the Spoof, meaning stories about football, and outsized genitalia, and that dumb assed anagram game.

Welcome back JB

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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