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Tuesday, 7 July 2009

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"He's Got One, Alright!"

If you're married or thinking about getting married, at some point or another, like every day since you were 13, you've wondered what better sex in marriage would be like or how sex in marriage could be improved.

Today a long study by volunteers reveals that what a good marriage needs is for the male, especially, to have a larger than normal funny bone.

"The big funny bone is really the most important factor", concludes Doctor Ohwatta Whopper. "The bigger the funny bone, the better for everyone, while the smaller funny bone only seems to bring out a few chuckles."

"Keeping the sexual spark alive in a marriage or in a long-term relationship is easier said than done. However, couples who take time to cultivate and maintain healthy and satisfying funny bone tend to be more connected with each other and do not suffer from depression, heart problems, pimples and other health maladies", stated Whopper.

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