Ghosts of 4,000 Dead US Soldiers Refuse to Withdraw from Iraqi War Zone

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 30 June 2009

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Remember Me

As live United States of America troops in Iraq withdraw from war zones in compliance with a Bush agreement that set the pull out date for the end of June, a strange phenomenon is being reported throughout the Iraqi nation.

Every night around the same time, Iraqi surveillance personal are reporting the appearance of American soldiers in full battle gear covered in blodd walking the streets of the Iraqi cities in which they lived fought and died. Many are really only fragments of bodies due to the large number of US casualities who were blown to bits by roadside bombs. many would have survived had the Bush administration provided the troops with the proper armored vehicles and body protection. Unfortunartely the money for protecting the troops was needed to steal elections and grease the palm of bribe addicted private security firms.

The same hoarsely whispered message has been reported coming from the uniformed phantoms as they walk the night:

" Remember Me...Remember Me..."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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