Written by Bureau

Friday, 3 July 2009

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Iran's religious leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei told re-elected President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that he should have had the Iranian soldiers to take down more names of the protesters of the election results.

"They did a wonderful job of kicking ass", stated the holy man, "but they should also have taken down names."

The recent protest lasted for nearly a week but finally fizzled out after no one in the West sent encouragement if any at all.

Now the opposition has pretty well went underground but it did show the West that not all Iranians support the current president, in fact, probably less than half without all the bribes for votes from the very poor.

One name they all know now is Ahdmineijad's rival, Mir Hossein Mousavi, whom the Ayatollah had brought in.

"Now Mr. Mousavi, what is your name?"

"Mir Hossein Mousavi, it is on the posters everywhere."

"You see how easy that was, President Ahmadinejad? TAKE NAMES!"

"Yes, your holyness."

"OK. Now I invite you to join me in the ass kicking. Bend over Mousavi!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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