Miley Cyrus Turns Down Nick's Marriage Proposal, "For Now"

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Thursday, 25 June 2009

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What do you do after appearing before a Washington Senate committee on the continued federal funding on research into the disease of type I diabetes?

In case you're Nick Jonas, you ask your best friend if she'll marry you.

Taking many by surprise according to The Web, Special Edition, Nick Jonas has proposed to Miley Cyrus whom he has dated off and on for a couple of years now.

"She didn't really say NO", Jonas told The Web. "She just said no for now. I can see that. We're both involved in so much right now."

According to The Web, S.E. Miley was in shock for awhile.

"Here's my great friend and it's not like I don't love him because I do. At one time I would have expected the question but somehow, when it came...I was simply speechless.

"We just did a show together in Dallas and then he was off to Washington, DC to meet with several others, one was Mary Tyler Moore, before a hearing on diabetes and then he comes over and BAM!

You said he stated that I said 'No, for now' and I meant it. Nick's the greatest and any girl my age would have said yes before he got the last words out of his mouth.

Let's just say we have a lot of things to get ready for...their new album 'Lines, Vines and Trying Times' went to number one..and I have this tour but Nick and I will talk this whole thing over.

One other thing..don't be surprised if I change my mind."

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