Miley Cyrus And Adam Lambert Kicked Into Touch By Jackson News

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Friday, 26 June 2009

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Is That You Bubbles?

News of the demise of the Peter Pan of Pop overshadowed any news bulettins by aspiring Spoof writers as they realised that Miley Cyrus and Adam Lambert were not going to be headline news for the next few days.

During an internet crash, which spanned the globe, Spoofers were desperately attempting to revise their Adam Lambert/Miley Cyrus/Lindsay Lohan/Vanessa Hudgens stories in order to incorporate the demise of some young black kid who somehow evolved to be an old white woman.

This reporting team is currently investigating the circumstances surrounding The King Of Pop's death, and quite frankly, when he appeared at that arena in London, announcing:

"This is it!"

We weren't sure if he was kidding or not.

We'd like to remind the deceased superstar that there were better and more efficient ways of ripping off thousands of gullible punters than dying.

But you just can't tell some people.

We really did tell you first.

More dead paedophile related paraphernalia as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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