Man Shows Off World's Smallest Pens

Funny story written by Jordan Baugher

Monday, 22 June 2009

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ROCKVILLE, MD - Tony Blackwell has the world's smallest pens, as verified by the Guiness Book of World Records. When asked how he managed to have the world's smallest pens, Tony stated his strange circumstance was 'inherited from his father.'

Pictures of his pens have been circulating on the internet for years, and Tony loves to have his pens photographed between the fingers of beautiful women.

Blackwell's most recent business endeavor involves taking his pens on a cross-country tour. When asked why, Blackwell said, "Men, women, and children of all ages will enjoy seeing, touching, and maybe even having their pictures taken with the world's smallest pens."

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