Kim Jong-Il Told To 'Stop Being A Naughty Boy' By UN.

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

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Now Stop It! You Naughty People!

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il was told in no uncertain terms by the UN to stop being a naughty boy by launching missiles hither and yon and upsetting leaders of other countries.

Jong-Il, who was allegedly born on a mountain top and who is known as 'the lover bosom of the world', 'father of all babies', 'the wise one', and 'the clockwork kid' told the UN where to get off and challenged them about what they proposed to do about it.

The UN replied that if Jong-Il refused to stop launching missiles and conducting nuclear weapons tests then they would get really angry and he wouldn't like them when they get really angry.

North Korean officials laughed a lot and burst into an impromptu burst of goose-stepping.

Clearly annoyed, the UN threatened to hold its breath until it went blue in the face, followed by the mother of all temper tantrums.

More as we get it.

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