North Korean Missile Defense Test Successfully Destroys Small Town

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Thursday, 7 May 2009

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"We're Leaving City Into Countryside."

In a test that has been declared a total success by North Korea's Kim Jung Il, another missile has gone astray but this time instead of dropping harmlessly into the Pacific Ocean, it came down on the former town of Plongdong.

"The missile fired today shall show the Western World that you cannot attack North Korea with impunity", a newspaper reporter quoted from the president word for word less his tongue be cut out.

"Everyone thought what we wanted them to think, that we were firing to see if we could hit an incoming missile and it will after a few more ginks are sorted out. They will be more careful next time, or should we say, the people who take their place next time?"

"As planned, the missile did not hit the dummy target that we had set up on a remote island that anyone could hit, like shooting the fish in the barrel, we have wiped out a whole town who were glad to give up their lives in this worthy cause."

Tonight Kim plans to have a great party in Beijing at the Olympic coliseum.

"Then we try again."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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