Poe Benedict the Sixteenth had an extremely conterntious time in the Holy Land this week. He was subjected to a tirade from a Muslim cleric who seized a microphone and dressed down the Pontiff for poor taste in clothing, his German accent and his uncanny resemblance to Dracula.
Jewish leaders ripped him a new one for not kissing theirs by confessing to sins against the Jews committed by Popes he never knew. Benedict received further disappointment as he couldn't find any Christians in the Holy Land except for Fundamentalist Evangelical Protestants who kept greeting him as " His Whoreship of Babylon".
A wily Israeli TV reporter from K-OSHER observed the crevice into which the Pontiff placed his prayer in the Wailing Wall and read it on the nightly news. The note contained the fervent oration:" Dear God! Get me out of this mad house!"
