Evil ugly-mug nutter is top new Maddie suspect

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Thursday, 7 May 2009

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Praia da Illuzion - (WTF? Mess): The sinister boss of an evil and depraved global terror group is the new top suspect in the Maddie McCann disappearance.

An artist's impression released this week shows a 'hideously ugly' pervert who cops reckon is in charge of a major cover-up.

This protects a gang of criminally insane confidence tricksters whose main source of income derives from terrifying gullible masses into buying quasi-timeshares in the afterlife.

His sighting in the Algarve holiday resort was at first thought to be a bit of a psychotic apparition.

But police investigators now reckon his baby-snatch factory is waiting to pounce on yet more unsuspecting fodder.

Gary Glitter is 69.

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