Written by shea lo

Sunday, 26 April 2009

image for Health Alert: Stop eating bacon butties to avoid swine flu. Corrie Streeet's Roy's Rolls to take bacon butties off menu
oi, where's me bacon?

LONDON, UK: The Health Ministry has issued more swine flu alerts and precautionary measures. The Health Secretary has said: "We are now asking Brits to avoid eating bacon butties - just to be on the safe side".

A bitter Onslow Dole and his wife Daisy complained to the BBC that this was "bloody godawful. We luv our butties and literally start each day with a couple or three washed down by a couple or four pints of lager. This is most un-British".

However, in an effort to show the public that it takes such health issues seriously, the producers of Corrie Street have made a devastating decision.

"After much thought over a bacon and egg pie and bacon flavored crisps, we've decided that Roy's Rolls will be taking bacon off its menu - at least until the health situation improves".

Corrie inhabitants were outraged. "It's our lifeline - without our 4 major food groups - alcohol, fat, tobacco and sugar we Brits would literally perish".

Jamie Oliver said "this is f***ing good!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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