Written by Atticus Finch

Friday, 3 April 2009

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Me And You - One On One - You Bullying Prick

Those 'Warriors of Steele', those 'Jihad's of God, those men who are REAL men have once again carved out a great victory for Allah by flogging a defenseless untried young woman in Pakistan.

Al Sheik Mohamed Bully Bastard, who handed out the flogging on behalf of the Taliban said it was a great victory and that 'God will be happy that his soldiers did this in his name'.

"That will learn her" he said in his thick Yorkshire accent.

Meanwhile proponents of Sharia Law in the UK met at the Nag's Head in Tooting, where they ogled white girls dressed in miniskirts (and saved the images for their wank banks), drank beer and ate bacon butties.

Meanwhile, several Taliban 'soldiers' received medals earlier today for throwing acid into little girls faces - who dared to try and get an education.

"It was an emotional day" said Ali 'Bongo' Hussain, who will wear his medal with pride.

In the words of Bob Hoskins...."Taliban? I've shit 'em."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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